I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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