All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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