so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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