Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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