im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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