the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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