Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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