i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
