is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Randomize