I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
