My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Randomize
