i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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