after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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