someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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