You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Randomize
