I don't usually arrange sex via text message
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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