You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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