Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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