I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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