I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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