Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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