Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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