So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
