Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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