Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I love black thongs
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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