covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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