: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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