I hate all girls vehemently.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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