Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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