Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
handjob tips. give me some.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize