Your tits are I can't wait for
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Randomize
