"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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