im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Well I just put wine in my tea
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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