She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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