He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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