I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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