There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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