: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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