Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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