Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
How external is "for external use only"?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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