no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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