No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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