I feel like abortions should bother me more
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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