i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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