I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Can you bring me the toilet please
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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