There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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