after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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