if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
