Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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