I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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