Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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