Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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